remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus
remember vampires suck?
It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I’m not alive for that purpose. My existence is not about how desirable you find me.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery